Cuddly Shark caused chaos at the BBC last night. Rumours are fans were scaling the new BBC building in order to catch a glimpse of the sharp-toothed threesome before launching themselves into the Clyde with the sheer adrenalin.
The mass hysteria got so intense that the BBC show’s regular presenter, Mr Vic Galloway, had to be pulled from presenting the show as they couldn’t stop him from weeping like a baby when he first shook hands with Colin. Fortunately a deaf blind man called Steve Sole, unaware of the anarchy that was going on around him was drafted in to present while Vic was treated for anxiety with several shots of Diazepam to calm him down.
Mandi Freeman, the show’s producer commented on the events of last night, “I haven’t seen this kind of fan frenzy since Menswear did a session in 1996, it was extremely intense and emotionally draining but thankfully the show went ahead without a hitch”.
Cuddly Shark were unavailable for comment.
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